---THE UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS QUIZ---

Rules:::
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the ass. Unless, Y’all know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us.


What color are your underwear? –Right now?? Let me see... BLUE!!

Do they have a design? YEPP! FROGGIES!!! XD

Girls, what color is your bra? Tan (stalker!!!)

Is there a design? NOPE, but I have a bra that has circles and what not on it...

Are you a virgin? Yes, at least I think so. LOL!

Happy that way? Yes, for now...

What is your favorite sex position? Hmmm... when I have sex, I'll get back to you on this one. >.<

Single or taken? Single...

Happy that way? Yeppers!

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)? Nopes! I'm clean!

Real porn? Nope...I'm serious, don't look at me that way!

Do you read smutty/porn stories? Not that I know of...

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories? No, and darn proud of it!

Who was your first kiss with? Probably my Mommy, but I can't be sure...

Are they of the opposite sex? No, my mother's a girl....

Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex? I already told you, YES!!! My Mommy!

Do you have any piercings other than your ears? **Checks** No

If so, where? I don't have one, but I want another on my noes!

Do you have any tattoos? No, unless I go to Vegas and get one when I'm drunk!XD

If so, where? I would love one on my thigh, near my bikin line, but if I'm drunk I'll probably get a tramp stamp.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant? I used to pretend I was pregnant, but then I relized how much it's supposed to hurt. SO no, I've never been pregnant.

Ever done any illegal drugs? NOPE.

If so, which ones? I love the smell of Sharpies!!

Have you ever cheated on someone? Yes... I'm in love with Zac Efron and Rob Pattinson...

Ever been cheated on? Yes...Zac, how could you?

Have you ever been called a whore/slut? Yes...

Do you own a vibrator? My phone does and so does my toothbrush!! XD

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative? NO!!!!! ICK.

Have you ever masturbated? No....My dog licks herself though!

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself? No...someone took it of me. I will always remember that day, when I was like first born...**looks off in distance**

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else? My dog and cat!!

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)? No...

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn? No...why do you always go back to this question?o.O

Do you swear in front of your parents? Just my dad... My mom would flip if I did it in front of her!!!

Do they care? My dad could care less what I do!

Are you uncomfortable yet? No...not yet!

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will? Yes...I was tagged as well though!

Tag some bitches and bug them until they take this!
No. I won't listen to you anymore! You can't make me!!! **runs away like a madman**